Yes, that is what I woke up to this morning. Thankfully, after freaking out just a bit, I realized that it was not a real lizard - even though it looked 100% lizard. Instead, it was a rubber toy that Harley (aka, the stupid cat) left for me. She loves this toy - probably because it is so gosh-darn life-like. I learned that she will even play fetch with it, which is what she did when I threw the lizard off my bed.... She brought it right back. After me saying "leave me alone, stupid cat" enough times and her promptly ignoring that wish, I wisened up, threw the lizard far outside my door and closed it after she ran out. Feeling a sense of accomplishment, I laid back down and slept another hour.
I am not a morning person to begin with, but here's some advice for all of those in my life (cats or humans):
Don't think you are going to get on my good side in the morning unless you have a cup of coffee to deliver. Or a good bagel. No lizards, please.
Here are some pictures of the two cats, as I had promised all of you in an earlier post:
<- Harley (aka, the stupid cat)
Harley again ->
<- Velvet and I
Snacktime!->
3 comments:
wow! velvet does love you!
i saw the purple lizard, but she has a green one too? stupid cat....eating your cereal and giving you lizards.
i AM a morning person but do not choose to wake up with lizards next to me.
Heatherfeather, she has green lizards too - and FROGS! Pink and green frogs! Oh, and a little mouse, but that doesnt look as real, thank goodness!
Yesterday, I had my cereal and just left some milk in the bowl for her. She was very happy - probably why she brought me the lizard present this morning... maybe I shouldn't be so nice.
i got your voice mail from last night at about 5:45 this morning - i was in bed! but i'm still exhaustificated... have a good long day at work and school and hurrah! for happy mood last night and have more today!
bonne chance avec le francais ce soir! telephone-moi entre le travail et la classe?
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